So I was on twitter tonight at about 10ish/11ish or so and I see this tweet:
CiaraChillin: I remember why I don't ride bikes anymore! Daaaamn my body is highly upset with me
And a lightbulb went off in my head....
I should ride my bike around my neighborhood n shit!
Sounds like a dayum good idea! Feel the cool breeze of the night air...get a little exercise in the process...and have time to just think.
And it was a good dayum idea...that is until I actually put that plan into motion. I dusted off my bike and took it out of the garage and saddled up in the driveway...
Bitch didn't make it to the end of it.
My cooch was thowing all types of middle fingers and cuss words at me!
"Bitch you crazy or something?! Da fuck is wrong with you!??? Get off of this shit! GET OFF OF IT NOW!" -my coochie
The only thing I've been riding in the past 10 years is a dick! And I try getting my ass on a fucking bike? I thought I was sober but obviously I was high/drunk/insane, etc.
Needless to say I put that damned bike right back in its spot in the garage and took a walk instead.
I walked for about 45 minutes around my neighborhood and just....talked...I'm not going to say I prayed necessarily because the whole God thing....I haven't worked that out in my head as of yet. I believe in a higher power, yes, but to say that out of all the religions there are Christianity (or a variation of it) is the right one...well that I don't know yet. But anywho, like I said...I talked. Said thank you for my blessings, asked for guidance in the road ahead, asked for peace within myself and true happiness and did the same for all my friends, family, and everyone I have/will meet (yes...including all of you out there in blog land). And I came home back into the AC feeling rejuvenated and refreshed.
I highly reccomend taking a walk...and just talking.
Peace n blessings :-)
6 comments:
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO @ THE BIKE THAT HAPPEN TO ME AS WELL IN A LONG TIME!!
BELIEVE IN GOD! HE DOES WONDERS :)
I was bugging so hard at me riding a bike. SMH
I'm working it out mama, promise
Believing in a high power is a wonderful thing. It doesn't have to be GOD that everyone else believes in, it just has to be YOUR GOD. I'm the same way. I believe in God/a high power, but I also pray. I just don't believe in church. I wonder if that's what you feel as well. Church isn't always the best thing for someone who is having issues with being spiritual. It's the reason my faith was shaken some years ago. It's the reason I rarely go to church now. It's the reason why I don't read the bible or feel the need to. But it is always the reason why I have a renewed sense of who my God is and my personal relationship with the high power can not be minimize because I don't "read the word" and I'm not all preachy. I just know what I believe and what I believe is, My God watches over me, protects me, keeps me safe and listens to all my fears. He/she is the best listener and confidant. And he'll never put more on me than I can bare.
And ride your bike a little more, it gets easier, it really does. When I hadn't been on one in awhile my entire lowerself was in pain. lol
Was it really that bad? LOL! That was funny...
Also, you'll probably become a minister or marry a pastor. Watch what I say...
same here. The church we 1st attended when we moved to cali was like that. Actually the minister stole money from the church and I can't respect no shit like that. And aside from that, the members were soo hypocrites and I can't stand those either. So I don't attend church unless I feel like it and I don't feel obligated to do so. I just maintain my personal relationship with my God and I don't justify my choice to anyone.
LOL
Poor Coochie.......
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