Let's chill

If you expecting fuggary, shenanigans, and penis tales....

Sorry to disappoint.

My weekend was super chill but I had a bomb ass time.

Friday: Washed my hair with Carol's Daughter Black Vanilla collection...can we say MMM MMM good? That shit smells so damn good I want to wash my hair everyday with it. I also tweeted with Gem about going natural which is something I've been debating for about 4 years now. And still was on the fence about it, but when I actually LOOKED at my hair and saw all the perfectly shaped 'S' s in my new growth, I promptly hacked off two inches. This time I'm serious!

Oh! And I found this in the parking lot of my J.O.

Yes...that is a tampon applicator...no wrapper in sight...no tampon inside. So what was this little tampon applicator doing hanging out in the parking deck all by it's lonesome? Fuck if I know! I obviously work at the nastiest place on earth.

Saturday: My friend's 25th, me, her, and my bestie went to the ABC store in the hood...had to pass through a sea of whoadies wearing white tee's trying sell us CD's and movies...ugh. Then we go to my friend's house and we drink (I had cherry three olives vodka and some passionfruit, strawberry, pineapple juice....BANGING!) and had roundtable discussions about men...the B4N called for the second time this week and for the second time this week I turned him down flat *smiles big ass kool aid grin showing all my back teeth n shit*

Sunday: My favorite gay DK texts me and says, "it's some restaurant thing going on downtown, you should come" So I do! And it was sooooo nice. Usually I fucking hate this city, but today, I loved it. Broad street is the main street in our city (our city is a city masquerading as a city by the way) so they blocked off about 2-3 blocks and had all these little side restaurants (not chain ones) set up shop and for a mere 3.00 you could sample their wares. And I'm not talking like Costco paper cup samples...REAL samples...I had chicken gumbo that was to DIE for, as well as curry chicken in roti bread...deelish. And we got drunk. Drink tickets were 5.00 a pop...I brought two and drank two glasses of wine on an empty stomach and caught quite the buzz. Then because I'm pretty and have awesome boobs, some guy gave me and my gay 2 more tickets for free.

SCORE!

So we drank and people watched and saw shit like....


The focus of the picture was the "gentleman" in the pink panther get up...DK also has pictures of a woman whose feet looked like she had JUST left the underground railroad but I was a little too inebriated to capture that.

Thennnnnnn we went to a new movie theater that opened called Bowtie Cinemas if I'm not mistaken....and we drank some more because...they sell alcohol!

SCORE AGAIN!

And they have posters like this up....

I don't know...so don't ask.

And I had some buffalo tenders and fries (nom, nom, nom as Bella says) because we had an hour to kill before the movie actually started. We went to see UP by the way, which was cute, and the technology used in the movie is awesome but I don't really like how movies these days include so much adult content...I'd like to broach those subjects with my child when I see fit, not because we saw a movie and he has questions (don't call CPS, he didn't come with us...I was just saying lol).

DK was a little wore out from the heat apparently...

And I got a little bored towards the end...

Do you see my pimple on my head?!!? Got me looking like a mythical ass unicorn n shit! Fucker hating like a city cop! Mad cause I got a banging ass lace front n shit! Ugh!

Anyway, that was my weekend. I had more fun than should be legal in the contiguous 48 states.

Peace and blessings!