Woman Law Wednesday

THOU SHALL THINK LIKE A LADY, ACT LIKE A LADY

I know Steve Harvey done told us to think like a man and act like a lady in order to ‘stay ahead’ in this thing called the game of life/relationships…I’m here to tell you Steve is wrong…and not only for those coon ass suits he likes to put men in.

Newsflash, there is no damned need for a suit with 8 buttons, not even Andre the Giant needs that shit okay?

But I digress…

Steve sold women a book of what should have been common sense…if you thought that the book was profound and groundbreaking, then sugah you shouldn’t even be worried about dating at this point, go back to the drawing board and work on you a little bit longer before you start trying to run with the big dawgs mmkay? 

Anywho…Steve’s book isn’t the topic of this blog, I just wanted to touch on that since the title of today's woman law played off of his. Okay, so you are a millennium woman, you got a career, a home, a car, you pay your own bills with enough to spare…excellent! You see yourself as a man’s equal…

Hold your damn horses now. I don’t think there will ever be a time when a woman will be seen as a man’s equal on ALL fronts…mainly I’m speaking about sexually. A man can sleep with 30 women and no one bats an eyelash…a woman does this and she’s a ho, simple as that.

“A key that opens a lot of locks…well that’s a good key! But a lock that opens for any key…well that’s a shitty lock.”

I don’t know about you but I don’t wanna make a whore my hubby, what makes you think he wants a prostitot as his woman? (Yeah I said prostitot…as in baby prostitute cause a lot of yall ‘ladies’ be using your youth as an excuse to be buckwild…newsflash…it’s not) Do you want to walk in a room and have 2-3 women giggling about how your man was tossing their salad with assorted jellies and jams n shit? Well do you think he wants to think about if Ronnie, Bobby, AND Mike skeeted in your eye? Nawl, he don’t, I can assure you of that.

You go to buy a new car…you ready to spend top dollar for the best your hard earned dollars can buy…do you want the fancy model with all the bells and whistles that has 200,000 or the standard joint that is still under warranty? You better have said the latter…if you didn’t…well then you are beyond my help…sorry? In short (or not so short), stop attempting to do everything a man does just because you think it's unfair or 'sexist' if you wanna play the role of a man eat a pussy while you at it.