Have you ever heard of the saying, "Dress for the part you want not the one you have"?
Alot of people
"You dress him like a white boy!"
Yes...I would rather put my son in Old Navy instead of Rocawear...yes I'd rather send him to school in a blazer rather than a sweatsuit...I'd rather dress my son like a business man rather than a rapper because I hope he doesn't have aspirations for the latter career choice (no shade to those who do...well okay, maybe a little shade).
But ladies when you step out the house in jeans that are fitting within an inch of your life showing off your thong and a shirt so low cut that if you make a false move you will be giving a peep show you look like a word that starts with an 'S' and ends in a 'Y'...
No, not sexy...try SLEAZY...SLUTTY...SMUTTY...take your pick, any of those adjectives will fit quite nicely. When a man looks at you in this attire your true beauty isn't showing through...your ASSets however are...and when a man sees your ASSets is he thinking about how he can take you home to moms? Nah, he's thinking about how he can get your ASSets up in the air as quickly as possible.
Now I know what you're thinking...
"I KNOW this bitch ain't telling me to dress like a damned nun!"
No...of course not! If I told you I didn't wear tight ass jeans I'd be a liar...if I said I didn't wear cleavage bearing tops I'd be a fibbing ass fibber...
BUT...
If I'm wearing jeans that look painted on *cue Remy Ma* I'm not also showcasing my boobs...if I have on a short skirt/dress then my top half is covered up. It's all about balance chickadees, leave something to the imagination...a little bit of mystery is a whole lotta sexy.
Now...ever so quickly I will touch on clothing brands...
When I was 17, 18, 19 I thought eating at Red Lobster meant I was HOT SHIT! Like I was doing it because I was snacking on the chedda bay biscuits...but now...10 year later I realize that's some ole regular run of the mill shit.
NOW DON'T GET IT TWISTED! I still luh me some chedda bay biscuits but I know I'm not 'shitting on em' because I'm sitting up in the McDonald's of the seafood world.
So with age comes what? Sophistication...or at least perspective, people grow up and grow out of certain things. So why is it that I see quite a few of you ladies rocking the same fashions as you wore when you were 17?
Applebottoms, Baby Phat, Rocawear, hooded hunting jackets with the German Shepard pubic hairs around the hood (a.k.a. flight jackets), cupcake colored tennis shoes, colored contacts, colorful weaves, clothes that PURPOSELY show your underwear/bra
Do you know what men think when they see you in this type of attire?
Hoodrat
Low class
Jump off
Am I making this up? No mydears I am not, I got all of this from my twitter timeline from more than one male...I'm not judging you for wearing the above...but the men you want to take your ass out for drinks are.
So in short (well not really short) step your style game up ladies! Men are taking notice of what you're wearing and judging a book by it's cover. I mean...if you walk out in a police uniform folk gonna think you are la policia...if you walk out in a ho uniform people are gonna think you're a....
4 comments:
ITA! I dress my son like a 6 year old boy. I have a girl friend who tries to dress her son like a dude she would date and it looks patheticc like she's trying way too hard.
Why are all of them pigeon toed though? LOL
I totally agree with this post. Dress for success and you won't be questioned.
I think I work with a couple of those hoochies.
totally agree.
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